1, 2, konnichi wan tsuu

konnichi wan tsuu doko ikun?
kyou mo youki ni okaimono

baagen seeru wa kakutougi
hyougara fuku wa sentougi
kaimon ittara zettai negiru
tada no tisshu wa iki to kaeri de niko morau
"ooki nii"

[Yo/Mu/Ni] okan wakaru de boku datte
[Yo/Mu/Ni] anata no chi wo hiiteru de
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minarau beki wa zuuzuushisa to
[Ma/Ya/Oh] takumashisa to murasaki messhu
"okaachan paama ateten"

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] hade ni ki me te obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha ya sa shi obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rock
birikensan mo warouteru

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] bokete tsukkonde obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha beppinsan obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rock
konnichi wan tsuu arigatosan

shaberidashitara tomarahen
2, 3 jikan wa atarimae
chanrinko nottara tenka muteki
beru no kawari ni jibun no kuchi de chirin chirin
"chocchoccho atarutte!"

[Yo/Mu/Ni] okan wakaru de boku datte
[Yo/Mu/Ni] sono kokoroiki tsuideru de
[Ma/Ya/Oh] manabu beki wa setsuyaku jutsu
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kazokuai to kinjo tsukiai
"Tanaka-san, inu nigeteru yo!"

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] hade ni ki me te obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha ya sa shi obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rok
birikensan mo warouteru

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] bokete tsukkonde obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha beppinsan obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rock
konnichi wan tsuu gokigensan

mite mite kono hyougara no Tshatsu!!
uwa kakkoe~ doko de koutan?
ii Tshatsu ya naa kiyasusou ya waa
watashi mo sono irochigai motteru
nee ikura shitan?
nan bo ya omou? atete mi
icikyuppa sen kyuhyaku hachijuu en!
bu bu buu!
sonde nan bo ya sa?
hyaku kyujuuhachi en
pinpon pinpon pinpon~
nan kai mo iwande ee nen aho ya na
pinpoon

[Shi/Mu/Ya] kanjani8!
kyou wa okonomiyaki paatii ya nen!
[Shi/Mu/Ya] kanjani8!
amechan yobare yo
[Shi/Mu/Ya] kanjani8!
neko baba wa dorobou no hajimari
[Shi/Mu/Ya] kanjani8!
tsugi wa piiman nokoshite!

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] hade ni ki me te obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha ya sa shi obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rok
birikensan mo warouteru

[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] bokete tsukkonde obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] kyou mo Rock Rock Rock obachan Rock
[Yo/Shi/Mu/Ni] meccha beppinsan obachan Rock
[Ma/Ya/Oh] minna Shake Shake Shake obachan Rock
konnichi wan tsuu arigatochan

kanjani jani, kanjani jani, kanjani jani, kanjani jani